The time has come to say, “Suck it, U of T! We’ve got you, my pretty, and your little dog too!” Continue reading
SKEDADDLE! There’s only one more print issue left after this one! Be sure to pick up a physical copy on campus because this issue will NEVER FOREVER BE PRINTED AGAIN. Shit just got serious. Here’s your downloadable PDF: The Howl – March 13, 2012 Plus, look at all the pretty pictures!!!!:
Woodsworth’s Dominant Male Basketball Team Plays UTM in Next Week’s Intramural Final
Chris Granicolo, Howl Staff With the onset of March and all the school-related hell it brings upon us, students will have to choose between getting an extra hour of studying or hitting the gym. Today’s edition features 2 simple exercises that you can do in your dorm room quickly and effectively. 1. Shopping Bag Bicep … Continue reading
As always, we present to you the digitized, PDFed documentation of The Howl’s printed issue. Enjoy Downloadable PDF: The Howl – February 06, 2012
Chris Granicolo, Howl Staff Two losses out of the gate was not what Woodsworth’s Men’s division 2 team was expecting prior to the beginning of the winter season. The squad’s 2-1 defeat at the hands of the Architecture Department on Thursday has put the team in a deep hole that will be hard to dig … Continue reading
In case you haven’t seen this week’s paper issue of The Howl, we’ve made it easily accessible to you in the form of pixels, bytes, bits and binary. So here you go, followed by the Letter From The Editor and a pretty slideshow: Downloadable PDF: The Howl – January 24, 2012 Letter From The Editor … Continue reading
Chris Granicolo, Howl Staff After becoming Men’s Division II Intramural Soccer Championships in first semester, Woodsworth College suffered a slight setback in their aspirations to become repeat champions in their opening match against Grad House, suffering a 3-1 defeat. With Captain and Coach Chad Camacho stuck in Tropical Trinidad, Editor-in-Chief of The Howl, Daniel Mermelstein, … Continue reading
Woodsworth Environment Team Did you complain this summer about just how ridiculously HOT it keeps getting every year? Or just why in January there is NO SNOW to make a snowman? Ever thought silently, “Who cares about declining fuel stocks, I don’t drive a car.” Have you ever looked into the eyes of a baby … Continue reading
Noofa Hannan, Howl Staff A popular nutritionist, Pierre Dukan, has suggested that France tackle child obesity by awarding extra marks on exams to children with ideal body weights. Dukan made the proposal in a 250-page book titled An Open Letter to the Future French President, copies of which he has sent out to the 16 … Continue reading
Chris Granicolo, Howl Staff Fans of the three professional sports teams based in Toronto – the Leafs, Raptors, and Blue Jays – are some of the most tormented in all of North America. Without any marginal success since the Leafs playoff runs of the early 2000’s, it is an understatement to say that fans of … Continue reading
Noofa Hannan, Howl Staff Getting involved in research is a great way to explore potential career options while you are still in university. This hands-on approach to learning will help you decide if a particular research area is your cup of tea and may even lead to permanent employment. In addition, let’s not forget its … Continue reading
Chris Granicolo, Howl Staff As Brian Burke’s self-imposed roster freeze commences for the holiday season, the truculent general manager of the Blue and White can sit back and marvel at the progress his team has made so far in the 2011/2012 season. Although no longer at the top of the Eastern Conference, the Leafs are … Continue reading
With exam season in full bloom, it’s completely normal to feel a little anxious. The trick, though, is to not let your nerves affect your studying. Here’s a quick guide to some very convenient de-stressors. You don’t have to trek all the way to the gym for a workout when you can reap the same benefits with these. Continue reading
Chris Granicolo, Howl Staff For the first time in our college’s 38 year history, the lads of Woodsworth have been crowned intramural soccer champions. An exhilarating final against Pharmacy ended in an epic 2-1 Wolfpack triumph. A fitting end for a team that only got better as the season carried on. Captain Camacho unveiled a … Continue reading
